Mrs. Cavaliere and Mrs. Roccisano, Advisers
Mrs. Cavaliere is one of the advisers for The Port Press, and you can find her running about the NHS Library with a megaphone and pom-poms (even though she has never been a cheerleader), most likely pushing databases and Noodletools onto unsuspecting youth. If you listen closely, you can probably hear her singing.
Mrs. Roccisano is also one of the advisers for The Port Press, and while you can find her running through the NHS Library (sans megaphone and poms — she reserves that for her time spent with her cheerleaders in the dance room — but almost always in heels) it is most likely in search of a Chromebook, printer toner, or a technician to help solve some kind of technological “emergency.”