Q: If you were a color what color would you be?
A: Blue. I go with the flow on a lot of things. I’m not very rigid. I like the water and marine life as well
Q:What is your dream profession?
Medical field, be a surgeon, and help others. I’d live upstate and have a nice house and a few kids. Definitely wanna retire early, like 55 or something.
Q: What are your hobbies outside of school?
A: I like to play video games, take care of my fish tanks, and camping. I love to camp
Q: If you had to run a pyramid scheme what would it be based around and why?
A: So I’ve had this idea for a while where I would make an organization that would provide a service. Preferably a service that doesn’t really need to be completed or maybe a class or a course. Pretty vague. And I’d give a 50% discount if they sign 5 more people. Basically a pyramid scheme but less upfront.
Q: Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
A: Well, it really depends on the breed or type of duck. I’d probably fight 100-duck-sized horses. I feel like a horse-sized duck would be almost impossible to take down. Ducks are notoriously vicious and feral I’d go with the horses, I’d probably be able to just kick them.
Q: If you could eliminate one state (combine it with another state), what would it be and why?
A: I’d unite the Dakota territories. Get rid of South Dakota and bring back the Greater Dakota region. I think they’d be better together because they don’t really offer anything individually.
Q: If you had a time machine, would you travel to the future or back to the past? What time would you go to and why?
A: I think I’d travel to the future to see what life would be like and if humans were still alive. Only a couple hundred years into the future because to go back in time you’d mess everything up. I don’t wanna risk it
Q: If you could eat dinner with one celebrity or famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and why?
A: I’d probably have dinner with Napoleon. He was one of the most influential modern figures in history and it just goes to show his story is you’re never too big to fall and how people unite against threats. So I’d wanna see his perspective on the Napoleonic Wars and how they were from the side of the “enemy”.
Q: What part of the human face is your favorite?
A: The eyes. They’re so complex and we use them so often and it’s just a wonder of evolution that you can see something based solely on how your eyes process light.
Q: A chicken walks through the door right now wearing a top hat. What does he say, and why is he here?
A: The chicken says “Please help I just evaded the police after crossing the road”
Q: Are you a cat or dog person?
A: I’m allergic to cats and dogs. I think I’m more of a dog person. Cats are kinda scratchy and have messed up my arms before and I don’t have a really good relationship with them.
Q: What actor would play you in a movie about your life?
A: Adam Sandler. No No No… Not Adam Sandler. Who’s that one guy from Superbad? Not McLovin, the other guy. Jonah Hill. I’d want Jonah Hill to play me. I feel like he’d be very true to my character. Should’ve said LeBron.
Q: If you were the size of an eraser and stuck in a blender, how would you get out?
A: I wouldn’t get out (the blender is on). I’d duck under the blades until my family found me stuck and saved me
Q: What would you want your last meal to be?
A: I’d want purscito, fresh mozzarella, arugula, and balsamic vinegar on toasted ciabatta and a vanilla cream soda to wash it down.
Q: If you could compare yourself to an animal, what would it be and why?
A: An Orangutan. I feel like they kinda embody me. They just do whatever comes to them. They are kinda big and they just chill
Q: What do you think of garden gnomes?
A: I dislike garden Gnomes. They scare me. I think they’re outdated and really old
Q: What would the title of your biography be?
A: The life of August Gesell. Nothing too flashy. Something modest and direct.
Q: Are you a gatherer or a hunter?
A: I’m a gatherer. I don’t think I’d have the expertise or stamina of a hunter. I’d much rather farm strawberries or something.
Q: Describe the color red without using any color name.
A: Fast, mean, blood, quick.
